Had to keep it a sekrit 'til now so the surprise wasn't ruined for the one this is intended for ;D
I don't know if chilli-bum makes this mature content or not. And it IS a bum. Does it look like a bum to you? Lovely One couldn't tell what it was...I'd rather hoped for a reaction closer to giddy elation than to confusion.
THAT'S what you get for surprise gushings of snuggly-wuggly-shoopuffy-love-fluffs in these modern times I suppose.